Business Week is reporting that our lovable ol’ pal OfficeMax is in the news once more, this time pretending to care about the environment while simultaneously making everyone’s life harder:<\/p>\n
Companies have come up with many reasons for cutbacks in service. Saving money. Reducing the need for layoffs. Boosting efficiency.<\/p>\n
But here\u2019s a justification rarely heard: Spinning the cutbacks as a \u2018green\u2019 initiative.<\/p>\n
That\u2019s what OfficeMax has done. In the Washington, DC, area, it announced to customers that \u201cbeginning July 13, 2009, OfficeMax fleet trucks will deliver Tuesday \u2013 Friday.\u201d Eliminating the Monday delivery will \u201cLead to a Positive Environmental Impact!\u201d the announcement trumpets: \u201cBy compressing 5 delivery days into 4, OfficeMax will improve the metro environment.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
So here’s the deal: business lose out on Monday delivery. Workers are forced to work 10-hour days to maintain their current hours, and many will suffer cutbacks. On top of all this, the amount of “restructuring” that has to be done to accommodate the new plan will, of course, involve cutbacks to staff and salaries. But hey guys! It’s okay! It’s for the environment! <\/em><\/p>\n
Just when I think I’ve heard the worst idea OfficeMax has ever had, they come up with something new. Kudos to you for being surprisingly terrible, OMAX.<\/p>\n
Editor’s Note: I just found that awesome picture of the guy in the dunce cap. Part of me wants to use it in every post about OfficeMax or Office Depot, though I imagine the thrill will wear off eventually. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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